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[December 06 2009 / 10:21am] |
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Is there a line we can all get in to dump hot coffee on Parkinson? Just wondering.
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[November 19 2009 / 09:39pm] |
PRIVATE TO GINNY WEASLEY
The spot where that ruddy unicorn hit? Still hurts.
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| 017 |
[November 05 2009 / 06:59pm] |
PRIVATE TO HERMIONE GRANGER
Oi, Hermione. Look. I mean, don't look, there is nothing to look at. Yeah, sorry, that's not exactly the best way to start writing what I want to say. Oi, Hermione, see here?: I know that I don't tell you this as often as you probably want me to or as often as William Shakespoo reciting nancy boys tell their girlfriends, but I am really glad we're alive. I mean, I'm really glad we've been able to weather the storm together. And that nothing has happened to you, even after all these years of dealing with this shite. I worry about it sometimes, that I will wake up one morning and someone will tell me that a werewolf attacked you or that someone who was supposed to be on our side decided they didn't like you anymore. Those nightmares I used to have weren't just about Fred, they were about you, too. Not about you just looking at me or smiling at me or anything bloody lovely like that, but dreams that involved me having to listen to someone torture you again and again and again for the entire eight-fifteenten hours I was asleep. But don't worry about that, I think I've figured out how to make my dreams better.
So. I just wanted to say I, you know, love you. And stuff.
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[November 05 2009 / 06:50pm] |
PRIVATE TO HARRY POTTER
So...did Ginny tell you? What happened, rather? And if she didn't, er, it's nothing...much. Pretend I never said anything.
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[October 21 2009 / 04:54pm] |
PRIVATE TO GINNY WEASLEY
Why is Percy suddenly so fond of lunch?
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[October 04 2009 / 09:08am] |
PRIVATE TO SELF
I know I shouldn't let it bother me because it's bloody Millicent Bulstrode, but at the same time...it's bloody Millicent Bulstrode. She may be fucking huge, but she's also a bit of an idiot, isn't she? She was right there and we were right there. I honestly do not understand how two blokes could let someone like her get away, even if she nearly tore my arm right off (it still hurts, by the way, but thankfully it was my left arm and not my wa...er...right arm). Should've used Goldstein as a shield, he's fatter than I am! I only hope that this doesn't become some sort of...I dunno, popular topic all of a sudden. Millicent Bulstrode Takes Down Two Auror Trainees.
I should've just gone on to look for Hermione. Maybe then she wouldn't just be laying there like she is now.
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[September 17 2009 / 11:03pm] |
PRIVATE TO HERMIONE GRANGER
Oi, Hermione, stay near someone safe, okay? And I want to see you later. I l
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[September 12 2009 / 07:57pm] |
Serious question.
If you had to watch two girls snog and fondle certain th explore, which two would you choose? Only two. Sadly This will not be a ménage à whatever.
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[September 11 2009 / 06:16pm] |
PRIVATE TO GRYFFINDORS MINUS HERMIONE GRANGER
Uh, in case you hadn't noticed, and I wouldn't be surprised if you didn't notice I sort of almost forgot, too, it is September. That means that it's nearly Hermione's birthday. I was thinking, since her birthdays are normally...I dunno, stupid and boring, that we could have a small (or large?) birthday party at the Burrow? I don't exactly mean party like naked birds dancing and body shots unless Hermione is into th, but party like...food. Dinner and cake or something. But nice dinner and cake. Perhaps even balloons. I can get my mum to cook something delicious, and my dad will gladly fuss around with those wonky muggle decorations.
So. Would anyone like to come? Or help me figure things out? Or both? And, yeah, we can tell those who weren't in Gryffindor, just as long as they'll keep their mouths shut and not spoil it for Hermione like a bunch of tossers.
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[August 24 2009 / 04:01am] |
Errrr Um Where the bloody fuck is William Shakespoo when you need him, wanking tosser
Just wanted to say that Hermione Granger is beautiful and smart and anyone who finds it necessary to argue that she isn't can go to hell.
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[August 23 2009 / 09:15am] |
PRIVATE TO GEORGE WEASLEY
Hey. How are you? I feel like I don't ask you that enough. I suppose I often think about asking you but forget, shite memory and all. Or worry about what the answer is going to be I just wonder if you're getting tired of people asking you that, even if it's probably something we're going to have to deal with for a while. Mum's certainly back to her old nagging habits at least; she's not very pleased that I say to hell with Hogwarts. She most certainly wasn't very happy when I told her that I'd rather get warts on my bollocks than go through another year of lesson after lesson after lesson. How long did it take her to stop screeching at you about "your education"?
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